Saturday, November 19, 2011

UC Davis Pepper Spray Incident: Way Too Far

At an occupy protest at UC Davis, non-violent demonstrators were pepper strayed by police. There was no reason for this to occur, and, apparently, many agree. A picture of the event was put on the internet, and it went viral. It may not have been a big deal except that this is hardly the first over reaction by police.

A retired police captain is arrested at an occupy protest.

http://i.imgur.com/K1sTv.jpg

A Marine's skull is fractured by a tear gas cannister in the Oakland Occupy Protest.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/26/article-2053502-0E89468100000578-420_964x493.jpg

Police repeatedly try to remove protestors by force.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15779008


http://www.reddit.com/r/occupywallstreet/

It's a disturbing trend when peaceful assembly is disrupted considering that it's a right listed in the 1st amendment. Police are supposed to be on the side of the people, yet they have repeatedly taken action against them. It's a scary thought, and it doesn't get the attention that it deserves. The tea party is heralded as a great movement that almost everyone, at one time, said they could get behind. What's the difference with the occupy movement? Why is this so hard to support? This seems to have a reasonable explanation though. The money doesn't support it. Those with advertising dollars don't like it, so shows are less willing to air it. Tea Partiers get all kinds of love, but those in the Occupy Movement are left out in the cold. Well, that's enough. Tell others about it, about police brutality against non-violent protesters. I can't care who are, but that simply isn't right, ever.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Rick Perry names facts and knowledge as his greatest foes

At an emotional public announcement, Rick Perry announced that he would no longer participate in all of the presidential debates after his ranking in polls took a dive due to his poor performances in previous debates. Perry didn't blame his lack of intelligence or poor preparation for these performances. Instead, Perry revealed his true foes. Those on hand were somewhat surprised to learn that facts and knowlege were Rick Perry's greatest foes in his aspiration to be president.

His problems with facts and knowledge go back to his days in college when Perry explained that he desired to be a veteranian, but knowledge didn't cooperate and refused to help him with this goal. Then, he tried to learn facts, but they didn't agree with his opinions. So, naturally, he ignored them and came to his own conjectured conclusions. Evolution was clearly wrong, but this didn't help with his biology classes. Economics refused to impart any knowledge to him no matter how much he prayed. Admittedly, he found studying to be a ridiculous endeavor saying "that kind of behavior is just as bad as worshipping the devil like atheists do".

As he entered the political arena, he was originally a Democrat until he didn't want to be anymore, so he became Republican where his anti-fact and anti-knowledge stances began to show promise. His willful ignorance seemed to have no limit as he became Lieutenant Governor and, then, Governor of Texas. Even as the recession hit, the number of jobs in Texas grew when other states lost them even though the jobs were at lower wages and the job growth didn't keep up with population growth. It was starting to become clear to Rick Perry that facts and knowledge were wrong. They were things of the past until the presidential debates where facts and knowledge reared their ugly heads.

In his latest press conference, Rick Perry admitted that facts were going to defeat him simply because he refused to acknowledge them. It appears that Rick Perry's only hope is that voters have the same distain for facts and knowledge that he exhibits. That just may be a fact.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Andy Rooney Hospitalized But in Stable Condition

The beloved "60 Minutes" has been hospitalized after a minor surgery resulted in serious complications. The 92 year old just retired from "60 Minutes" after an illustrious run. His segment at the end of the show was a hit among fans, and he often spoke his mind no matter the consequences. While no more information has been released, his family has revealed that his in stable condition but still in the hospital.

Here's an article I wrote about this wonderful man:
http://news.yahoo.com/andy-rooney-finally-retiring-60-minutes-213400768.html

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Does God Have Borderline Personality Disorder?

The Bible has long presented a picture of God as contradictory. A being who inspires two creation stories that don't match, kicks Adam and Eve out of Eden for mistakes it'd knew they would make, and who destroys a good man's life just on a bet. While this may scream jerk, it appears that the being depicted in the Bible may, in fact, be mentally ill.

The disorder in question is borderline personality disorder. Here is an overview of the disorder taken from the Mayo Clinic website:

Borderline personality disorder affects how you feel about yourself, how you relate to others and how you behave.

When you have borderline personality disorder, you often have an insecure sense of who you are. That is, your self-image or sense of self often rapidly changes. You may view yourself as evil or bad, and sometimes may feel as if you don't exist at all. An unstable self-image often leads to frequent changes in jobs, friendships, goals and values.

Your relationships are usually in turmoil. You often experience a love-hate relationship with others. You may idealize someone one moment and then abruptly and dramatically shift to fury and hate over perceived slights or even minor misunderstandings. This is because people with the disorder often have difficulty accepting gray areas and things seem to be either black or white.

Borderline personality disorder symptoms may include:

•Impulsive and risky behavior, such as risky driving, unsafe sex, gambling sprees or illegal drug use (destruction of almost the entire human population or cities, impregnating 13 year olds, testing a man's commitment for unhealthy reasons)
•Strong emotions that wax and wane frequently ("I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy." (JER 13:14) vs."The Lord is good to all, and his tender mercies are over all his works." (PSA 145:9) )
•Intense but short episodes of anxiety or depression (sorry, nothing on this one)
•Inappropriate anger, sometimes escalating into physical confrontations (flooding the Earth, Sodom and Gomorrah, kicking the money changers out of the temple)
•Difficulty controlling emotions or impulses (previous example)
•Suicidal behavior (crucifixion of yourself?)
•Fear of being alone (desiring worship?)
When is borderline personality disorder diagnosed?

When five or more of these signs and symptoms are present.

•Intense fear of abandonment (Believe in me or you're going to hell)
•A pattern of unstable relationships (Job, Moses)
•Unstable self-image or sense of identity (Contradicting messages time and again)
•Impulsive and self-destructive behaviors (Destroying cities, lives, and flooding the entire Earth)
•Suicidal behavior or self-injury (Suicide by Roman Crucifixion)
•Wide mood swings ((All-merciful vs. All-just) & (JER 13:14) vs. (PSA 145:9) )
•Chronic feelings of emptiness
•Anger-related problems, such as frequently losing your temper or having physical fights (Mauling children for mocking a bald man)
•Periods of paranoia and loss of contact with reality (Believing you're all powerful and created the entire universe)
It sure seems like a diagnosis is in order.

Source:

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html#cruel

Thursday, September 8, 2011

People of Texas Plead for Rick Perry to Stop Praying For Help

After two very public prayer days or, well, prayer weekends lead by Rick Perry in Texas concerning the drought and the economy, neither is better. Arguably, both have become worse. If the results of the drought prayer are any indication, this country's economy is about to go into full depression.

When the prayer for rain was first done in April 2011, the drought in Texas wasn't all that bad. Extreme drought had ravaged about 15% of the state. Now, as of September 2011, it has ravaged over 80% of the state, and a major wildfire has broken out.

Texans, in response (not really), have asked for Rick Perry to stop praying. They ask that he simply stop praying in general. At first thought, it may make sense that he pray for the opposite desired outcome, but this may backfire on the people of Texas who seemingly angered God over some injustice. So, Rick Perry, if you wish for another disaster to befall you, just keep on praying, but the people of Texas really want you to stop.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Man claims his invisible friend, Steve, saved his life

The story seemed incredible. A man from west central Minnesota claims his friend Steve saved his life, not once, but four times. Steve sounds like a pretty amazing guy, but what makes him even more amazing is that no one but Clark Higgins has seen the man. You can ask any friend of Clark, but none have never actually met this miraculous man.

When Clark was questioned further, he explained that people just don't believe in Steve, but, if they were to except him into their hearts, Steven can help them as well. Someone suggested that he had meant Jesus or God, but Clark remains steadfast. He even had some not so elegant words about Jesus saying "Forget Jesus, he ain't worth a spit". That line was cleaned up as it was originally filled with expletives. Clark shows no signs of delusions or symptoms of mental illness unless the idea of Steve can be included.

When I asked Clark to tell me more about Steve, he said that he was all-powerful, all-knowing, and had extremely large gentalia. At this point, I inquired whether there was a sexual relationship with Steve, and Clark just smiled and say "Nah, man, Steve don't swing that way, but he doesn't judge either". Steve loves everyone, but they just don't know it yet. They better hurry though cause Clark says that he'll sentence anyone to eternal damnation if they don't love him back. It seems unfair. Barely anyone has heard about Steve and his magical gift. But, based on Pascal's Wager, I thought it might be a good idea to believe anyway.

Then, I asked Clark about his life saving experiences, and they were interesting. The first was a near accident where he swerved just in time to avoid crashing into the ditch. The second time he was pulled out of a pool by a lifeguard after he'd passed out from drinking too much. The third and forth times also included alcohol and, apparently, Steve told him not to drive drunk. Clark admits that he has cut down on his drinking, and that he couldn't have done it without Steve. Personally, this writer thinks that Clark is a little off his rocker, but I can't risk eternal damnation. I love you Steve!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

President Obama continually references ex-girlfriend when discussing Hurricane Irene

President Obama addressed the nation today about Hurricane Irene, but it felt like he was addressing an ex-girlfriend.

"Leaving a terrible trail of destruction, Irene has left many without power and has personally left me heartbroken. I know I'll or we'll look back on the events of this weekend as a turning point when we realized that Irene wasn't worth a damn to me or, I mean, us. She was no good for anyone and, now, we're just expected to pay her bills cause she skipped town. How is that right, Irene? How is that RIGHT?!!!! Uh, this is a terrible event, but we will emerge unified and stronger. Thankfully, the name Irene will be besmirched for a long time. Now, we thought Irene would be a lot stronger than she was, and this is a good lesson to remember. No matter how much we think that we should fear Irene, it turns out that she's mostly talk even if she burns half your clothes and harasses you sporadically for two months after you broke it off. Yeah, I hate Irene, but it appears that we're almost done with her. Trust me, life is better without Irene, and, now, we can repair the damage from her. Sure, we may look back at the heroics of good people during this event and have fond memories, but, remember, the good times had nothing to do with Irene. She was the reason we were in this mess in the first place. It's about time that we're done with this bitch, or, uh, hurricane."

Note: This isn't a real excerpt. No seriously, it's not.