Opposite Movie Review: The Godfather

So, this is a based on a book by some guy that I never read. It's about a mafia family who do things like kill people and run rackets and stuff. There's a dad and his kids and what not. Long story short, this movie is terrible. It is three hours of garbage. I mean it starts with a wedding. Where's the fucking action? I think there's only one explosion in the entire film, and one crazy shoot out where the good guy doesn't even have a gun. Instead, this film relies on strong characters and plot to carry you through, but I wanted more explosions. Ooo, you build suspense. Big deal! There were not enough explosions and gunshots. Where's Michael Bay when you need him?

The Zodiac Killer: Is the mystery over?

Could it be true? Has the final Zodiac code naming the killer been cracked. That's what Corey Starliper says. What name is it? Well, you can find out here.

Personally, I want the mystery to be over cause this thing creeps me out big time. These murders happened 15 years before I was born, and they still bother me to no end. The attack at Lake Berryessa may be one of the most terrifying encounters in history. A man dresses in a black hooded diguise and ties up his victims, only to stab them repeatedly. Somehow, the man survived the attack, but his fiance didn't. The killer flees and writes letters to local newspapers about his deeds. Just terrifying.

Still, if you're like me and wish to face that fear. Here are a couple of books about the Zodiac Killer by Robert Graysmith.

Zombie Reports Feeling Misunderstood Yet Superior Due To White Skin

I sat down with a zombie named Robert who had been dead for almost four years. After a zombie outbreak, Robert tried to flee his hometown, but he was overtaken by zombies who turned him into one of their own. Robert has largely been able to maintain his intelligence throughout the experience, but his speech center of the brain was damaged. However, Robert is able to write answers to questions on a piece of paper, and this method allowed me to conduct an interview. This was the interview that followed.

KM: Robert, you've written that zombies are misunderstood. How?

RZ: People think that we violent killing machines who crave brain, but people attack first. Just start shooting. We defend ourselves. No one give us food or allow us near healthy stuff. Yes, we eat brains and flesh. Brains are yummy. We like brains.

KM: Interesting. Doesn't turning more people into zombies exacerbate this problem? You now have more competition.

RZ: I guess. It like having kids. Some zombie want them and other don't. Turning someone like have kid except they independent.

KM: That seems a bit reckless.

RZ: We reckless? How minorities? No different from them.

KM: Their children don't turn people into the living dead.

RZ: Some zombie was minority. As skin become pale, they become better people. They raise better kids.

KM: Are you saying that zombies are better parents as zombies? How is that possible?

RZ: No, saying that they better parents because they white now.

KM: Wait, wait, zombies are better because they're white?

RZ: Look at my skin. No get any whiter, and never been better person except eating brain.

KM: That sounds incredibly racist. I just hope that's clear.

RZ: We may eat brains, but we're better than darkies. That fact.

At this point, Robert lunged at me. I was able to dodge and escape from the building, but a group had followed us there. Authorities soon arrived, and Robert died from a gunshot wound to the head, moments later. I guess the zombie white supremicist has a long way to go.

A whole lot of wacky weather

The last three seasons have been some of the worst we've seen in the United States in a long time. Over the winter, blizzards halted travel and inconvenienced millions. This spring has seen multiple tornadoes ravage the south and east with deadly results. Then, there's the wildfires which are destroying thousands of acres and droughts. Floods have also affected huge areas. Minot, North Dakota has been the latest victim of nature as the Souris River is bound to set a record crest today or tomorrow.

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The time has come to ask why. What is the cause of this damaging and deadly weather events? There are two likely culprits. The first and most likely is La Nina, and it is kicking our ass. But, there is something exacerbated the effects of La Nina. It's our old nemesis known as global warming. People don't want to believe it exists, but something is happening. Yet, I think it's only going to get worse until we're seriously willing to address it.

Michio Kaku to Appear at the University of Minnesota on April 7th

For science fiction fans in the Twin Cities area, I have some good news. Michio Kaku, author of Physics of the Impossible, will be discussing his new book Physics of the Future. This book discusses where technology is moving in the future, specifically in the year 2100.



Dr. Kaku, a theoretical physicist, will appear at Coffman Memorial Union on April 7th at 7PM. If you are unfamiliar with Dr. Kaku, he has spoken on many programs ranging from news programs, History Channel's The Universe, his own show on the Science Channel named Physics of the Impossible, and he even recently appeared on Conan. However, I find that it's hard to forget this white haired ebullient scientist who often discusses the theory of everything. This concept tries to unify the four fundamental forces of the universe, the weak nuclear force, the strong nuclear force, gravity, and electromagnetism. This event is a must for any physics fans.

Harvey Pekar, author of American Splendor, passes away

Harvey Pekar wasn't a household name, but he did write an excellent graphic novel about his life called American Splendor. Mostly, it was his tirades about life that made it an underground classic. Pekar's comic writing career began slowly because of his friendship with Robert Crumb. This friendship eventually became the collaboration known as American Splendor. Pekar decided that the comic should be autobiographical and became a hit over time. Harvey gained a reputation as a curmudgeon as his fame grew which was helped by his appearances on the Letterman Show in the 80s. However, for those who knew him, a different picture would be painted.

While Harvey Pekar was twice divorced, he found a lasting love with Joyce Brabner. Together, they adopted a daughter named Danielle. They happily lived in Cleveland even as Harvey became increasingly famous. Paul Giamatti, who played Harvey Pekar in the movie version of American Splendor, described the man as compassionate and empathetic with a huge brain and an even bigger soul. And, he was hilarious. There is no one to replace him. Harvey Pekar was an incredibly unique and special person. I agree that there is no one to replace him.

Dr. Michio Kaku to appear on the Colbert Report

The famed astrophysisist and author Dr. Michio Kaku is slated to appear on the Colbert Report on Monday, July 5th. Dr. Kaku first came to my attention through National Public Radio where he was discussing his book, Physics of the Impossible. His discussion about lightsabers, warp drive, teleportation, and other amazing facets of science fiction quickly won me over, and I became a fan for life. Lately, he has become a science staple appearing on many news networks to discuss a multitude of situations and ideas. Though I am not a big fan of Fox News, I watched while Dr. Kaku discussed space debris. He will always interest me, and I have to admit that Dr. Kaku was the spark which rekindled interest in space and space travel.



His appearance on the Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert is a fun pleasant surprise. I love the Colbert Report, and, while the discussion will be probably be less than scientific, it will prove to entertaining. Don't miss Dr. Kaku if you're a fan, but, if you already love the Colber Report, you'll be right there with me.