Free book on Kindle today only: The Future is the Past (A Back to the Future Parody Sequel)

Last fall, I completed a parody sequel to Back to the Future. I wrote it because I thought it'd be fun. I loved the trilogy but also recognized some oddities in it. The story is as follows. It is the very near future, and the 2015 from Back to the Future II is likely not going to occur. Arty (a not so clever play on Marty) works at a lowly job and wonders if his time travel stories were just a delusion. He hasn't seen Doc since he traveled to 1885 and returned to 1985. His life isn't what he hoped it would be, but things take a turn when Doc appears out of no where.

The story is free on Kindle through Thursday.

The Future is the Past: A Back to the Future Parody Sequel

Google searches I'm ashamed for the NSA to see...

With the news that the NSA has been backdooring (not a euphemism) our information from Google, I've compiled a top ten list of embarrassing searches to create some plausible deniability. The list is as follows:

10. Unicorns are real
 9. Unicorn porn
 8. Unicorn Sasquatch porn (I went through a weird phase)
 7. Estelle Getty nude
 6. Rue McClanahan nude
 5. Golden Girls nude
 4. Golden Girls porn
 3. Ryan Gosling nude (this was totally an accident, I swear)
 2. can I get herpes from my dog? (don't ask)
 1. Joey Fatone Lance Bass porn

Most of these are just curiosity searches. There, I have nothing to hide from the NSA except for a few other things.