Friday, June 7, 2013

Google searches I'm ashamed for the NSA to see...

With the news that the NSA has been backdooring (not a euphemism) our information from Google, I've compiled a top ten list of embarrassing searches to create some plausible deniability. The list is as follows:

10. Unicorns are real
 9. Unicorn porn
 8. Unicorn Sasquatch porn (I went through a weird phase)
 7. Estelle Getty nude
 6. Rue McClanahan nude
 5. Golden Girls nude
 4. Golden Girls porn
 3. Ryan Gosling nude (this was totally an accident, I swear)
 2. can I get herpes from my dog? (don't ask)
 1. Joey Fatone Lance Bass porn

Most of these are just curiosity searches. There, I have nothing to hide from the NSA except for a few other things.

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