With the news that the NSA has been backdooring (not a euphemism) our information from Google, I've compiled a top ten list of embarrassing searches to create some plausible deniability. The list is as follows:
10. Unicorns are real
9. Unicorn porn
8. Unicorn Sasquatch porn (I went through a weird phase)
7. Estelle Getty nude
6. Rue McClanahan nude
5. Golden Girls nude
4. Golden Girls porn
3. Ryan Gosling nude (this was totally an accident, I swear)
2. can I get herpes from my dog? (don't ask)
1. Joey Fatone Lance Bass porn
Most of these are just curiosity searches. There, I have nothing to hide from the NSA except for a few other things.
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Friday, June 7, 2013
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