Free book on Kindle today only: The Future is the Past (A Back to the Future Parody Sequel)

Last fall, I completed a parody sequel to Back to the Future. I wrote it because I thought it'd be fun. I loved the trilogy but also recognized some oddities in it. The story is as follows. It is the very near future, and the 2015 from Back to the Future II is likely not going to occur. Arty (a not so clever play on Marty) works at a lowly job and wonders if his time travel stories were just a delusion. He hasn't seen Doc since he traveled to 1885 and returned to 1985. His life isn't what he hoped it would be, but things take a turn when Doc appears out of no where.

The story is free on Kindle through Thursday.

The Future is the Past: A Back to the Future Parody Sequel

Free stories on Kindle

Hey everyone,

A couple of my stories on the Kindle are available for free today.

Sex, Lies, and General Competence:

Sex, Lies, and General Competence

The Debt:

The Debt

This one isn't available for free, but I included it anyway.  It's called the Future is the Past, and it's a Back to the Future parody sequel.

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Enjoy!

Another Back 4 the Future plug

Sometimes, a movie studio just doesn’t understand how much fans can love a movie franchise. There are times when a movie can define a decade for someone.  It could be the one with that guy named Luke or Indiana.  For some, it’s the franchise about time travel featuring a Delorean.  But, you know what?  The movie studio doesn’t get it.  I fucking love this series.  As a kid and even an adult, I wanted to travel through time.  I wanted to be the assistant to a scientist, especially a sexy older scientist.

Come on!  It's worth it!
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Is it a surprise that I didn’t want it to be over?  Three movies was all I got.  How is that fair?  I wanted more, so I wrote another one.  But, apparently, fan fiction isn’t the same as a spec script. Big deal.  Some of the comments I received from Universal Studios were insane.  Maybe, it’s quote “riddled with anachronisms” whatever that means. Yes, there are definitely some homosexual overtones between the young man and the scientist.  Let’s be honest here. Why would a genius scientist have a high school boy who dreams of being a rock star and has sub-par grades be his research assistant?  It doesn’t make any sense. I’m just saying he clearly wanted to tap that ass.  Really, who doesn’t want to bone Michael J. Fox, even now? Hell, I know I do, and I know he’d be creeped out by it too. And what does me supposedly sending naked pictures of myself to the stars of this franchise have to do with the quality of my story.  Talk about a non-sequitar.  If I were a woman, they wouldn’t be complaining.  So what?  I maybe sent some naked pictures.  So FUCKING what?  Why don’t you read it before you judge me?  Just read it!  Read it and decide for yourself.

Back to the Future and a Sequel Parody

When there's something strange and it don't look good, who gonna callllll?  Ghost...no wait.  That's not the right movie.  The movie I'm thinking about involved time travel and Delorean.  It followed the wacky adventures of Marty McFly and Doc Brown as they routinely fucked with time.  They messed everything up, and, then, they had to fix it.  For some reason, a fairly formulaic story resulted in a great movie.  There were some blaring questions. 

Why was Marty the assistant to a genius inventor when he seemed to only really care about being a musician? 

Well, there is an obvious reason for this.  Doc met in 1955 and made sure to hook up with him in the early '80s. Why?  Because Marty would have to give him the letter that saves his life.  This, however, leads to the first and real question.

How did Marty originally become Doc's assistant?  

We don't know. He may have just been able to operate a video camera.  It have been that simple.  There are other possibilities as well, and this is where my parody comes into play.  Honestly, I wasn't satisfied with the three original movies.  They were good, but I wanted more.  So, I created more, another adventure for them. 

What's the story this time?

Well, the characters had to be renamed slightly to Farty and Dr. Poop (childish, I know, but funny none the less).  In 2013, Farty is down on his luck family man working as the mail boy at an office.  That is, until Doc comes back and strongly suggests that they travel across the country to Washington, D. C., so Doc can go back in time to meet his future wife.  Doc chooses an important date in history to do this, April 14, 1865.  From there, everything goes to hell, and they have to put the pieces back together again.  If you'd like to read the story, it's available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble as e-books.  A paperback copy is currently being produced.  A link to Amazon is below.